Top 10 4th of july funny quotes and Funny pictures for You

Top 10 4th of july funny quotes and Funny pictures for You

It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas. — Stephen Colbert

I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks. — James Lafferty

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

And one day people will celebrate this day by getting shit-faced and lighting Chinese explosives on — Thomas Jefferson 1776. — Zach Braff

[F]ireworks had for her a direct and magical appeal. Their attraction was more complex than that of any other form of art. They had pattern and sequence, colour and sound, brilliance and mobility; they had suspense, surprise, and a faint hint of danger; above all, they had the supreme quality of transience, which puts the keenest edge on beauty and makes it touch some spring in the heart which more enduring excellences cannot reach. ~Jan Struther, Mrs. Miniver, 1930s

Among all the holidays of the year, one stands out as preëminently American; one appeals especially to that sentiment of patriotism and national pride which glows in every loyal American heart. Independence Day — the Fourth of July — is observed in every State in the Union as our distinctive national holiday…. the American colonists were no longer rebels in arms against their own country, but a free people fighting for their independence. ~Anonymous, “The Great American Holiday,” in Our American Holidays: Independence Day, edited by Robert Haven Schauffler, 1912





America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out. — Louis C.K.

When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat. — George Carlin

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it. — Stephen Colbert

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May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! ~Daniel Webster

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself. ~Thomas Paine

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To-morrow is Hell-fire Day, that English holiday which we have celebrated, every Fourth of July, for a century and a quarter in fire, blood, tears, mutilation and death, repeating and repeating and forever repeating these absurdities because neither our historians nor our politicians nor our schoolmasters have wit enough to remind the public that the Fourth of July is not an American holiday. However, I doubt if there is a historian, a politician, or a schoolmaster in the country that has ever stopped to consider what the nationality of that day really is. I detest that English holiday with all my heart; not because it is English, and not because it is not American, but merely because this nation goes insane on that day, and by the help of noise and fire turns it into an odious pandemonium. The nation calls it by all sorts of affectionate pet names, but if I had the naming of it I would throw poetry aside and call it Hell’s Delight. ~Mark Twain, 1908

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Freedom is the oxygen of the soul. ~Moshe Dayan

Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed — else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Somehow the Fourth had its quiet moments, too, even for little feet and childish voices, and small hands stole into each other as we sat looking at our fire-works with a sense that independence was a fine thing to declare. ~Lucy C. Lillie, “Memories of the Fourth,” Harper’s Young People, 1885 June 30th

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There was one bursting now, a delicate constellation of many-coloured stars which drifted down and lingered in the still air…. The final rocket went up, a really large one, a piece of reckless extravagance. Its sibilant uprush was impressive, dragonlike; it soared twice as high as any they had had before…. The sparks from the rocket came pouring down the sky in a slow golden cascade, vanishing one by one into a lake of darkness. ~Jan Struther, Mrs. Miniver, 1930s [Note: In its original context, this excerpt is referring to fireworks on Guy Fawkes’ Day, not the U.S.A. Independence Day.





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I wish with all my heart that we could adopt the Fourth of July as the Festival Day of the whole English-speaking race. If this suggestion should seem strange to Americans, it is not unfamiliar to many Englishmen. We consider that the triumph of the American revolt against George III was a vindication of the essentially English idea of democratic self-government, and we believe that we have benefited by it almost as much as the Americans. It taught us a lesson which made the British Colonial Empire a possibility… our Government has forgotten the principles of George Washington, and has gone back to the principles of George III…. I have always repudiated the idea that Americans should be allowed to monopolize the Fourth of July. It is one of the great days… in the celebration of which all members of the English-speaking nations should participate. ~W.T. Stead, “England and the Fourth of July,” in The Independent, 1900 July 5th

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The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epocha in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival…. with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore. You will think me transported with enthusiasm, but I am not. I am well aware of the toil and blood and treasure that it will cost us to maintain this Declaration and support and defend these States. Yet, through all the gloom, I can see the rays of ravishing light and glory. ~John Adams, letter to wife Abigail, 1776 July 3rd, Philadelphia

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Once more the air is stirred by drifting flakes of emerald fire that, illumining the space around, reveal tens of thousands of spectators collected, with up-turned eyes, gazing at the pyrotechnic wonders. Up bound the serpents—orange and brazen. How they twizzle and fizzle with their bright curves in the soft night air! Then the Roman candles pop out the little red balls of fire, suggesting to the mind an endless visitation of electrical sugar-plums. The wheels flash and dart forth their spiral threads of light…. This grand display is the omega of the day’s expenditure of gunpowder. ~Henry Howard Paul, “Fourth of July in the United States,” 1851

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Where liberty dwells, there is my country. ~Benjamin Franklin

We need an America with the wisdom of experience. But we must not let America grow old in spirit. ~Hubert H. Humphrey

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My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue. ~Author unknown

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. ~Thomas Paine

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Two hundred and twenty-seven years ago a bunch of guys got together on the Fourth of July and decided — because they didn’t have any cherry bombs — they would declare some self-evident truths. ~The West Wing, “Jefferson Lives” [S5, E3, 2003], writing credits Carol Flint and Josh Singer, spoken by the character President Jed Bartlet

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All great change in America begins at the dinner table. — Ronald Reagan

All people are born alike. Except Republicans and Democrats. — Groucho Marx

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbour, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.  — Yakov Smirnoff




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